I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Bones next to the butt are nice
Butt bones are the best bones.
where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling
I’m laughing so hard
Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.
i showed this to my sister and she slapped me
comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
In my mind, I imagine that Bruce Lee was that guy that if you challenged him to a fight by the time your eyes make contact with his, he’d already done whup your ass. Once you realize that he’s about to kick your ass, he’s already done it and while you’re laying on your back staring back at him wondering how the hell did he do that he’d tell you where you went wrong, bestow his philosophy and give words of wisdom and then he’ll train you.
breezyashell asked: you talk about white people like you are black then you criticize a white person saying he is acting like a black person? haha you phony (and im a black guy)
LMAOOOOO YOU FAKE ASS BITCH IM DYIIING YOU THOUGHT YOU HIT ANON
LMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM CRYING WOW THE MYTH IS TRUE
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