dreamsandaspirations: banmat: jerkidiot: in Danish, we don’t say “I love you” we say “hendes fisse skaldet ligesom calliou” which means “you are part of me” and i think that’s really beautiful LMAOO
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: gaaraofsuburbia: tctisi: It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it. WAIT 20:13 2013
cinderlaura: cinderlaura: i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
ask-the-tooth-fairy: marissaslifeadventure: ...
Anonymous asked: HELP! What would you do in a situation where you were tied up naked and a hot girl shows up with a long and thick dildo and forces you to puke gold or she'll stick that dildo up your butthole? ***That dildo is really hurting my ass btw***
When random people try to sell you shit
lavagoth: for when i go deep in the pussy
not-a-comedian: 12exe: Horton hears somebody he used to know do you ever regret drawing something