May 2013
April 2013
dreamsandaspirations:
banmat:
jerkidiot:
in Danish, we don’t say “I love you” we say “hendes fisse skaldet ligesom calliou” which means “you are part of me” and i think that’s really beautiful
LMAOO
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
gaaraofsuburbia:
tctisi:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it.
WAIT
20:13
2013
cinderlaura:
cinderlaura:
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
March 2013
ask-the-tooth-fairy:
marissaslifeadventure:
...
February 2013
Anonymous asked: HELP! What would you do in a situation where you were tied up naked and a hot girl shows up with a long and thick dildo and forces you to puke gold or she'll stick that dildo up your butthole? ***That dildo is really hurting my ass btw***
When random people try to sell you shit
sodamnrelatable:
cheese3d:
johnkat
lavagoth:
for when i go deep in the pussy
January 2013
not-a-comedian:
12exe:
Horton hears somebody he used to know
do you ever regret drawing something
